The Ministry of Espionage Observation and Whisker's headquarters were
beginning to look like the outside forest was migrating inside. Every
office door had a wreath hanging on it. The entrance had a large
tree. Both entrances actually. Both the M.E.O.W. entrance and the
entrance to the cat shelter that was the Ministry's cover. The
columns and railing had garlands. The tops of the file cabinets in
the records room had a painted plaster village nestled between boughs
of evergreen It was as if the calendar turned to December and a
Christmas bomb exploded everywhere. Threaded through everything were
fairy lights.
In the kittens
training area, there was a tree wrapped in lights but decorated with
soft cloth ornaments. The kittens were still being trained so the
urge to climb the tree hadn't been curbed yet. The human janitorial
staff had to right that tree a couple times a day. Lady Gwen would
probably be by to take a turn after the office Christmas party next
week. (A ride to the floor from the top of a Christmas tree was a
kind of fun and stress relief that came one once a year and she would
never leave all the fun to the kittens. The tree was decorated to be
knocked over and so she would.)
The one area of
headquarters that had missed the festive shrapnel was the veterinary
ward. There was a small ceramic tree with lights on top of the file
cabinets. A green and red quilt was draped on one of the chairs in
the waiting area. The rest of the ward was its usual efficient self.
That was because Dr. Liz MacDougal didn't want the holiday to
interfere with the business of saving lives. She liked the holiday as
much as the next person or cat, but she refused to have pine needles
drop into open wounds and sap get everywhere.
Colonel Angus
MacDougal walked into the ward with his tablet. He breathed in and
sighed. This was the one place he could get work done. His assistant
had decorated her desk in his office with green needley bits and it
was beginning to drive him nuts. It would be alright when the scent
wasn't so fresh and he got used to the smell as he always did but the
first week of December always seemed like Christmas overload. He
prayed for a mission, as he always did this time of year.
“I heard you had
come to seek refuge here,” Liz said to her husband as she walked
in. “Christmas get too much for you?”
“Yes,” Angus
said as he kissed her cheek. “Can I stay awhile?”
“You know you're
always welcome, darling,” Liz said. “As long as there are no
emergencies for you to get in the way of.”
Angus settled into a
chair in an unobtrusive corner. He scrolled through the end of the
year reports. Some department heads got right on those once the
calendar hit December. The clowder reports wouldn't come in until the
last week of the year as some still had on going missions, but any
report that he could deal with now meant more time he actually got to
take off at Christmas and New Year's.
He had just finished
with the budget request of the Research and Development team ( they
wanted an extra hundred thousand Pounds Sterling to make the feline
laser smaller and more powerful), when his email dinged. That wasn't
unusual. He'd been getting emails all afternoon. No, this was the
ding that said the email came from the Deputy Minister that was in
charge of M.E.O.W. at Whitehall. Normally, an email dinged the same
tone no matter the sender, but the late Erik O'Brian was a genius cat
who had managed to set up Angus's email so that emails with that one
address in the sender line dinged a special ding. Angus always
checked those emails as soon as they came in.
Sure enough, the
Deputy Minister had a mission for Clowder Number Nine. Not just any
mission. No this one wasn't dangerous. At least not physically. It
would be more dangerous politically. The Duke of Glasex was hosting a
Christmas Eve party for have the people in Debrett's. Strictly the
upper half. The people who would have been called the “Ton” a
century or two ago. As His Grace's guests were wealthy, important,
noble, and in some cases royal, security would need to be tight. But
as His Grace's guests were wealthy, important, noble, and in some
cases royal, they wouldn't like too much visible security. So His
Grace thought that the elite clowder of cats would be the perfect
solution.
Angus replied that
the Clowder would be pleased to provide security. Then he took the
information attached to the email and created a briefing. He called
the Clowder together and they started a plan. It was a good mission
to send the Clowder on. They had been stood down long enough. It was
time to get back in the game.